Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
kid 1: whatcha doing
kid 2: eating chocolate
kid 1: where’d ya get it
kid 2: doggy dropped it
*8 years later*
me: they were eating poop
yes good now 2 draw the eyelashes