Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

vegetarain:

when you were going to copy off ur friend but they didnt do the homework

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slutframing:

"Class, stop packing up! We have two minutes le-"

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